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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me. Just read that 4, people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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Adventure Time is a bright and colorful cartoon that's a captivating thrill-ride for anyone who joins Finn and Jake on their Candy Kingdom quests. Filled to the brim with both silly antics and grown-up humor, Adventure Time is a cartoon that provides fun for the whole family, not just the little ones. The reason?

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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. So I asked, how come I had to give up stuff and not her. Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.

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Off-color humor is certainly not new: some of the earliest recorded jokes, told thousands of years ago, deal with things that people do in the bathroom or the bedroom. What makes these jokes funny? What makes any joke funny?

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A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions.

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A child asked his father, "How were people born? Wife: "How would you describe me? Q: Is Google male or female?

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My conversations are littered with jokes. By littered, I mean most of them are trash. As an adult, I still restlessly play with words, ideas, and concepts until I find a fit or an interesting juxtaposition.

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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.

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Even if said in jest, some jokes and some forms of teasing just aren't funny. For many of you, some areas of your lives are off limits when it comes to teasing and joking. Yes, you can take a joke.

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes. You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge.


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